have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.
Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)